Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union rode in tonight’s Critical Mass, apparently. Just a small reasons of why Miami really is just so much better. 

Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union rode in tonight’s Critical Mass, apparently. Just a small reasons of why Miami really is just so much better. 

Floridians Now Renting Alligators to Swim in Pools for Kids’ Parties: While the rest of the world may throw a side-eye our way and think, “Oh, Florida, you backwards swamp,” the native Floridian in us reads this kind of a news story and thinks, “Umm … this is kind of awesome.”

Floridians Now Renting Alligators to Swim in Pools for Kids’ Parties: While the rest of the world may throw a side-eye our way and think, “Oh, Florida, you backwards swamp,” the native Floridian in us reads this kind of a news story and thinks, “Umm … this is kind of awesome.”

Pretty much every major Miami sports player had something to say about last night’s NFL ref debacle, but Miami Dolphins rookie Kevyn Scott had my favorite quip. 

Pretty much every major Miami sports player had something to say about last night’s NFL ref debacle, but Miami Dolphins rookie Kevyn Scott had my favorite quip. 

An Interview with the Leopard Print Briefs That Caused a Mistrial in a Miami-Dade Murder Case
Riptide: So, obviously you feel you are proper courtroom attire? 
LPB: I actually come from a family with a long courtroom history. We’re legal briefs, if you will. I’m not going to name names, but my great grandfather spent an awful lot of time underneath the robes of a certain supreme court justice. Sometimes there wasn’t much separating him from those robes, if you know what I’m saying. I got a cousin, named Gary. Nice guy. Zebra stripped thong. May or may not have been there during Bill Clinton’s grand jury testimony. My sister works up in Tallahassee for Pam Bondi. 

An Interview with the Leopard Print Briefs That Caused a Mistrial in a Miami-Dade Murder Case

Riptide: So, obviously you feel you are proper courtroom attire? 

LPB: I actually come from a family with a long courtroom history. We’re legal briefs, if you will. I’m not going to name names, but my great grandfather spent an awful lot of time underneath the robes of a certain supreme court justice. Sometimes there wasn’t much separating him from those robes, if you know what I’m saying. I got a cousin, named Gary. Nice guy. Zebra stripped thong. May or may not have been there during Bill Clinton’s grand jury testimony. My sister works up in Tallahassee for Pam Bondi. 



Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.

Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.

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Here’s a Hialeah cooking show …featuring bearded drag queens. Enjoy! 

Hurricane season kicks off in an hour!

Hurricane season kicks off in an hour!

Well, what did we learn on Riptide this week? 

  • Clint Eastwood: See, I never thought it was a good idea for attorneys to be president, anyway.
  • Marco Rubio: Woah, woah, hey now, lets not get carried away here.

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